Caroline Kelly.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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