Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Women's professional sports

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call an arab ?

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why was kade sad? he shit himself

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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