How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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