Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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A dyslexic blind man

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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