- Anti Joke

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.