Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Charlie Sheen

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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