- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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