- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Suck pussy

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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