- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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