- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

the WNBA.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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