toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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