- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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