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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Rebecca Black.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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