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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

knock knock whos there? nobody

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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