- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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