What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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