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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

the sky is green no it is not

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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