why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Fine, ladies first.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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