emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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