- Anti Joke

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Ebola

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...