How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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