Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Your gay

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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