A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A women left the kitchen.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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David Cameron

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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