how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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