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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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