- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Tilt your screen back .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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