- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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