Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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I was watching Fox news.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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