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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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