- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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