- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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