Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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