- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Gretta has five legs? -no

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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