TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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