- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

you give like i give lomain

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