What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why? Because.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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