- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

I <3 Hitler

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Homo say what?

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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