Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Dude man, I'm high...

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