- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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