What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Penis chickens

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im @ work, LOL.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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You were born.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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