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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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