- Anti Joke

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Obama lin Baden.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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