- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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