What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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