How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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PENIS that is all

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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well use a tissue!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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