- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

pobody's nerfect

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

bite me

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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