- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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