- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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black people

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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