In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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The global news

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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