- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

think twice or at least think

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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