I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Cripples are lame.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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