Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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