- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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