were at work systems r down

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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