- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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