what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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AIDS

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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