- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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