- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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