- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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