roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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