- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

you gay?

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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