- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Gus's mom

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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