Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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a man walked into a bar....

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Feminism

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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