Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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hi mom

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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