What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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