- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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