- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you win a game try your best

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Sarah Palin.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A man died.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

H o m o comes out as homo

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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