- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Racial Equality

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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