- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

I am a mime

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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