Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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