What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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