How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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