what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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