- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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