- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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