- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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