A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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