What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Yo mama so fat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Who is John Galt?

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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