- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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