Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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