haha

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

If the 49ers won the superbowl

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A man died.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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