- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

every knight i see an owl at window

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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