- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

wenis

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??