- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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