What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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