- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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