How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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