- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Neither did she.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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