What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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