Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

think twice or at least think

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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