- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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