- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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