- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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