- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What is 9+10? 19

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Chris is hairy

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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