Tony Romo

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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