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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

A storm be brewin!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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