Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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