- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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