What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

my egg roll

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Face...the other white meat!

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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