What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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