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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Hail Hitler

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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