A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Where can I apply for janitor school?

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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