- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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