"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why so serious ?

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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