- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Gay rights.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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