whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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I'm so punny.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Anti Joke

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