Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's the new green? Green

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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women rights

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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