- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

DEATH.

I'm hungry.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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