What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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hey justin

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Ross.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Do the roar!

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The New York Giants

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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