A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Justin with a hat.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

The child was fired from his job.

I'm Polish.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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