Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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