Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

who is really lanky? james cornish

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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