- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

White men's rights

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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