why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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